Another Friday Funny

[Riprap]

I've started building another bass boat for the competitive circuit. herewith a progress pic, any pointers?

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[Q]

Haha, me and a buddy built one like that when we were kids. It even floated for a few seconds!

[Jim_From_Zim]

My warped sense of humour gets the better of me sometimes...

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[Crafty]

I've started building another bass boat for the competitive circuit. herewith a progress pic, any pointers?

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No hatches? Other than that great looking rig. a 225 should push it quite nicely. :eusa_liar:

[Jim_From_Zim]

Jacob Zuma was out jogging one morning when he tripped, rolled down an embankment and landed in the river below.

Before the Security Detail guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, “I want to go to the Aquarium in Cape Town” Jacob said, “No problem, I'll take you there on my special President's aeroplane.”

The second kid said, “I want seasonal rugby tickets.” Jacob said, “I'll get them for you and even have the teams sign memorabilia for you!”

The third kid said, “I want a motorised wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!”

Jacob was a little perplexed by this and said, “But you don't look like you're handicapped.”

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!”

[Q]

Some here I know.
And some I know who recently joined the club. :blue-badgrin:
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[Jim_From_Zim]

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[Riprap]

Wahahahaaaaaa..........

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[Josvanheerden]

And to think that tools like him are running our country.......haibo :eusa_doh:

[Riprap]

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[Bergie]

Looks like the mass start at Clan Summer Classic... :blue-biggrin:

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[Riprap]

Hey JFZ, ever thought of tuning up that glider with an engine boet...?

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[Riprap]

PONDERISMS

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a phone camera these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a bush fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its bum.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[Riprap]

Here's the right airbag for you Roy!

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