Another Friday Funny

[Kassie]

[Floatie]

LOL

[Riprap]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkbZlautuUc[/youtube]

[Kassie]

Jacob Zuma walked into a branch of First National Bank to cash a cheque. As he approached the cashier he said, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Zuma: "Well I didn't bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Jacob Zuma, the President!"

Cashier: "I'm sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters, fraud and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of identity."

Zuma: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr President; these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Zuma: "I need this cheque cashed."

Cashier: "Perhaps there's another way. One day Ernie Els came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Ernie Els he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful putt across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Ernie Els and cashed his cheque.

"Another time, Naas Botha came in without ID. He pulled out a rugby ball and made a fabulous drop kick where the ball landed in my coffee mug. With that spectacular kick we cashed his cheque. So sir, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, the President?"

Zuma stood there thinking and finally says: "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."

Cashier: "Will that be R100 notes or R200 notes, Mr President?"

[Riprap]

Some "food" for thought.......

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1nEPzsFpc0[/youtube]

[Navrik]

Very hectic video and not funny at all!

[Kassie]

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans’ penis is larger than the shaft.
The study took two years and cost over €1.2 million.
The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject.
They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect.
After three years of research at a cost of in excess of €2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study.
The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies.
So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete.
They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.

[Jim_From_Zim]

Stolen shamelessly from Fb. Thanks BnV

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkWXtd_ZVdk[/youtube]

[OldTimer]

The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies.
So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete.
They concluded that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.

And I thought it was to keep the sheep happy !

[Riprap]

JIM - wahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa & bloody wahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you made my day - TWICE! hehe

[bassbaard]

Hahahaha!

Atleast they got the fish out.

[Navrik]

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[Riprap]

In keeping with the title of this thread, herewith some enlightenment and entertainment for you rooinekke:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYdQuj9UUIQ[/youtube]

[Riprap]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Q7_P3X9dg[/youtube]

[Floatie]

Definisie van 'n drol:

SPOOK DROL:
Jy voel hom uitkom, maar wanneer jy kyk is daar niks in die toilet nie.

SKOON DROL:
Jy voel hom uitkom, jy sien hom in die toilet, maar daar is niks op die papier nie.

NAT DROL:
Die tipe waar jy jou gat 50 keer afvee, maar dit voel nog steeds vuil, dan moet jy toiletpapier in jou onderbroek sit sodat jy nie briekmerke los nie.

“SECOND WAVE” DROL:
Dit gebeur wanneer jy klaar is met die taak, jou broek tot by jou knee optrek en dan agterkom dat daar nog een oppad is.

BARS-’N-AAR-IN-JOU-KOP DROL:
Die tipe waar jy so hard druk om die bliksem uit te kry dat jy letterlik ‘n hartaanval kry.

BOOMSTOMP DROL:
Die tipe drol wat so groot is, dat jy te bang is om hom weg te spoel sonder om hom eers in kleiner stukkies op te breek...

FREE-FLOW EXHAUST DROL:
Die tipe wat so hard raas wanneer hy uitkom, dat die kakhuisdeur eintlik rattle.

MORNING AFTER DROL:
Die tipe drol wat die oggend na ‘n heavy party uitkom.. Sy bekendste kenmerk is die briekmerke wat hy onder in die toilet los.

MIELIE DROL:
Die tipe drol waarin die mielies wat jy geëet het soos rosyntjies in ‘n muffin sit.

EK WENS EK KON DROL:
Die tipe waar jy gedink het jy moet, maar al wat uitkom is ‘n paar poepe.

RUGBREEK DROL:
Die tipe drol wat so seermaak wanneer hy uitkom, dat jy dink hy het jou sideways verlaat.

MICHAEL SCHUMACHER DROL:
Die tipe wat so vinnig uitkom, dat hy jou hele hol nat spat.

DIE HANG-DROL:
Hierdie drol weier om te val, al is jy klaar. Jy hoop maar net dat ‘n skud hom sal laat afbreek.

GEDOG DROL:
Jy’t gedog jy gaan poep, toe kak jy in jou broek.