How Fights Start

robfisher · 10-15-2008, 12:57 PM

How Fights Start

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me', and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too!'

And then the fight started . . . .
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes', I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started . . . .
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started . . . .
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started...

CrankbaitCarl · 10-15-2008, 01:05 PM

31 October I will be in Durban.Elna can't come with.

And that is when the fight started

robfisher · 10-15-2008, 01:06 PM

Bwhahaha! And that’s awesome news CBC! I will fill the Tritons tank now! :blue-biggrin:

bassmaster · 10-15-2008, 01:15 PM

Bwwwaaahhhhaaaa... ROFL!!! I can relate.... :blue-lol: :blue-lol:

robfisher · 10-15-2008, 01:17 PM

I mentioned to Anthea that me and my bassing buddies were going to head to Goedertrouw next Wednesday instead of it being a casino day!

And that is when the fight started...

bassmaster · 10-15-2008, 01:21 PM

WarrenX and Norkie said they were going to do another midweek trip to Goedertrouw

And that is when the fight started...

Fab · 10-15-2008, 01:31 PM

Waaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha....... Thanks guys!!!!! Just what I needed!!!! lmfao.... :blue-lol:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

MissBFSA · 10-15-2008, 02:17 PM

robfisher Wrote:I mentioned to Anthea that me and my bassing buddies were going to head to Goedertrouw next Wednesday instead of it being a casino day!

And that is when the fight started...

how bout considering coming down to CT... :blue-evil:
other wise the fight will start... :blue-biggrin:

robfisher · 10-15-2008, 02:25 PM

OK let’s look at this logically… I already fish too much for my wife’s liking… now I want to go away for three or four days and go with a hot chick who will be sleeping 1 foot (or less) from me…

This is most certainly where the fight will start!
:blue-biggrin:

MissBFSA · 10-15-2008, 02:30 PM

robfisher Wrote:OK let’s look at this logically… I already fish too much for my wife’s liking… now I want to go away for three or four days and go with a hot chick who will be sleeping 1 foot (or less) from me…

This is most certainly where the fight will start!
:blue-biggrin:

dont wory rob...joff will protect me from u!!!haaahaaahaaa :blue-lol: :blue-lol: :blue-lol:

robfisher · 10-15-2008, 02:31 PM

Is Joff going with? Well then I’m certainly not going! :blue-shock:

MissBFSA · 10-15-2008, 02:35 PM

robfisher Wrote:Is Joff going with? Well then I’m certainly not going! :blue-shock:

haha...thought that might blow ur bubble... its gona be him, me and the goedertrouw king!!! casper knoetze!!! so im taking 2 body guards with me...hehe :blue-rolleyes: :blue-lol:

Bergie · 10-15-2008, 03:37 PM

Yep ...and thats when the fight started!!!! :blue-biggrin:
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