Friday Funnies

[Kassie]

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."

The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

[Q]

What do model trains and women's breast have in common?
Well, both are intended for children, but it is the fathers that always end up playing with them.

[Kassie]

[Ninja]

Kassie,Kassie, Kassie..........

[Navrik]

Net vir daai geen gaan ek my losie kaartjies vir die naweek gebruik om die Stormers te ondersteun teen die EP Bings.... :blue-badgrin:

[breedesmallie]

Ek snuif liewers gom voor vir ek vir die bulletjies ondersteun. Ek sal my dood skaam om so op 'n publieke forum te erken dat jy 'n bulletjie ondersteuner is. Ag nee sies man. :blue-redface: :blue-redface: Mense met enige self respek doen nie sulke goed nie :blue-badgrin: :blue-badgrin: :blue-badgrin:

[SteveO]

Net vir daai een kassie hier is my friday funny! veral voor vanaand se game.

Eendag lank lank gelede was daar 'n rugby span met die naam BLou Bulle wat gedink het hul gan die Cheetahs wen vanaand.

[Riprap]

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - 'Well, F##k me!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.

[junebug]

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - 'Well, F##k me!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.

I have not laughed so long and hard in ages. Thanks Riprap you made my day

[Riprap]

Haha, I've got another one on mail but unfortunately had to censor myself.....pity, was a goodie.

[Riprap]

I saw a midget carrying a Tv to his car this morning so I said: "Hey you need help with that Plasma ?

"He said "f- off A$$hole, its a freakin iPad :blue-lol:

[Capiez]

[Brenden]

Jan pulls up at the lights next to a lovely young blonde girl, he smiles and lowers his window.
She smiles back and lowers her window, so Jan leans across and says ...
'Have you just farted as well?!!'

[Riprap]

Saw is in the Farmer's Weekly hitching post this morning:

I am 53 years of age, divorced, living a Christian life and employed full time. I am living positively with the HIV condition. I am looking for a companion/friend/life partner. Preferably someone who lives with the same condition or who has good understanding that the condition 'is not contagious'. He must be between 55 and 69, a non smoker with sober habits. I always love kind people with good manners.

[Bergie]

Bwahahahaha...you'll probably get a call today from a few of our members...a couple come to mind ....... :blue-evil: :blue-biggrin:

Morning you old fart....