Friday Funnies

[Fab]

And that's when the fight started!!! He'll be able to see in 3 weeks when the swelling goes down.... :blue-lol: :blue-biggrin: :blue-lol:

:twisted: :twisted:

[Kassie]

It's rather old....but what the heck...

A sure way to get a bite on a slow day is:

Talk about changing your fishing spot
Prepare another rod while one is out
Lay your rod down unsecured
Go for a sandwich
Start to pull the boat anchor
Use the kakkest lure you own
Crack open your first beer
Crack open your last beer
Take notice of the chick on a passing boat, bank or beach
Watch others fishing
Start reeling in your lines at going home time
Give your fishing rod to a female companion or child to hold
When your landing net is out of reach
When you have cast your line over an impossible obstruction
When you line has drifted into impossible weeds and grass
When you turn to look at the sunrise or sunset
Decide that you need to take a pee

[breedesmallie]

Wat is die verskil tussen Brakpan se riool plaas en die res van ander dorpe in SA ?
Brakpan se riool plaas het duikplanke.

Wat staan onderaan 'n begrafnis brief in Brakpan ?
Moet asseblief nie die lykswa dice nie.

[Ninja]

Absolutely classic! I can relate. :blue-biggrin:

[frikster]

It Raining AGAIN!

On Friday, its not Funny!

:blue-cry:

[Riprap]

Jammer om dit te hoor frikster!

Breede - my family comes from Brakpan boet, that's not very funny........ :blue-rolleyes:

[dreamfish]

Breede - my family comes from Brakpan boet, that's not very funny........ :blue-rolleyes:[/quote]

Unlucky Rip...unlucky.. :blue-redface:

[frikster]

What do you call the chick with the white tracksuit in Brakpan?


The Bride!

[Floatie]

Breede - my family comes from Brakpan boet, that's not very funny........ :blue-rolleyes:

Can you vouch for the white tracksuits?

[Q]

[Riprap]

Wahahahaaaaa, Q, that is brilliant! that is my cousin's daughter's boyfriend's sister's nephew - he does modelling for most of the popular shampoo and veterinary brands and on weekends he washes all the poodles hair at the break and pan SPCA cos that's where he visits his sister who is in no. 12.

Floatie - all the kitchen appliances are white there!

Dreamfish - when is your birthday, I want to send you a SUV?

[breedesmallie]

Sorrie Rippie, I've got nothing against Brakpan, I just don't want to swim in their swimming pools ha ha ha.
Rippie wat is die verskil tussen Brakpan se muskiete en hul blonds.
Die muskiete hou op om te suig as jy hulle klap, ha ha ha.

[Riprap]

ja ja ou Breede, ons speel maar lekker ne?

Tell me, where can I buy Dreamfish some socks, underwear & Viagra?? :blue-rolleyes:

[dreamfish]

ja ja ou Breede, ons speel maar lekker ne?

Tell me, where can I buy Dreamfish some socks, underwear & Viagra?? :blue-rolleyes:

Viagra I have, got some from Roy! :blue-biggrin:

[Q]

Viagra I have, got some from Roy! :blue-biggrin:

Why??? :blue-shock: